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Walking-a-Dildo
Säveltäjä ja lauluntekijä
Walking-a-Dildo
(trad. mel. “Waltzing Matilda“ / lyrics by Ilkka Aaltonen)
Once a silly sportsman came to Melbourne Airport
under the shade of a pandemic spree!
And he sang as he watched and waited for the paper work:
- I’ll be The Greatest in Sports History!
I’ll be the Greatest, I’ll be the Greatest,
I’ll be The Greatest in Sports History!
And he sang as he watched and waited for the paper work:
- I’ll be The Greatest in Sports History!
Down came an officer and put an end into this song:
- Your immigration is totally failed!
Vaccination is needed against this evil omikron!
Back home to Belgrad - or you must be jailed!
Back home to Belgrad, back home to Belgrad,
back home to Belgrad you now must be sailed!
Vaccination is needed against this evil omikron!
Back home to Belgrad you must be sailed!
Up jumped the sportsman and threatened all the Aussie guys:
- WHAT?! DON’T YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM?
I COULD EASILY GET YOUR ASSES BURNED OR SOMETHING OTHER NICE!
MY ARMY OF LAW MEN WILL DROWN YOU, DAMN!
Army of law men, army of law men,
my army of law men will drown you all, damn!
I could easily get your asses burned or something other nice!
my army of law men will drown you, damn!
Up jumped the officer and whispered to the ear of him:
- You’ll never fuck me around! said he.
- Don’t I know who you are? went he on, and his smile was grim:
- You’re just The Walking-a-Dildo to me!
Walking-a-Dildo, Walking-a-Dildo,
you’ll be just Walking-a-Dildo to me!
Don’t I know who you are? went he on, and his smile was grim:
You’ll be just Walking-a-Dildo to me!
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